Before the computer crashed, I never saved my Cave Story game. I thought, no big thing, I redownload it.

When I did, I booted the game and started at my last save point. Whuh? Cave Story, what do you have on me?!

♫: Funkadelic ~ "Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)"

Just why do I play video games, anyway?!

More importantly, why do I keep going back to them? ALL THEY DO IS PISS ME OFF!!

♫: Tony Conrad ~ Slapping Pythagoras

Reading that someone tried to immolate a kitty.

So, g'night, again.

EDIT: The story, if you've the stomach.

♫: Groucho Marx ~ "Lydia the Tattooed Lady"

I haven't done this in a while, and I figured it was about time. I know it's the weekend, y'all got lives and duties and whatnot. Indulge me if you can.

Ask me one question. Anything you've ever wanted to ask me, or were just curious about. I'll answer it to the greatest extent of my abilities. Don't worry about embarrassing me or offending me. Ask whatever's on your mind.
One per customer.

I'll answer them in a post all its own, probably around Monday.

Lay it on me.

♫: Blind Guardian ~ "Nightfall"