Aside: You wouldn't expect something named "Tender White" to contain as much oil as it does, but it does, and it's very misleading. The box makes it look very white and fluffy, light and airy, and the stuff could lubricate heavy machine parts.
It's a brand of Orville's stupid popcorn. They were out of Smart Pop, the only kind I like...so I noticed a box that said "Tender White: mixed with light butter and sprinkled with salt." Doesn't sound like it would hurt, right? Stuff is so damned HEAVY. Like, mixed with 30-weight or something.
Since eating that dratted popcorn (see comments to Mr. Bark) and in need of a nap. And I have to buy work-shoes before actually going to work, and am trying to decide when would be the best time to leave in time to do both.
The way it's presented makes it seems like you just hiked up 9 flights of stairs and, breathing heavily, rather petulantly presented yourself and flopped down on my couch. Not true, I'm sure, but I read into a lot of things. :)
I promised gargamellon that I will purchase it when it comes out on DVD (July 29th), and we will watch it together. The last episode I have seen was "The Ember Island Players."