I closed tonight, and now I close tomorrow, Sunday, and Monday. Fifteen straight days of closing shifts. 60 hours in 7 days. My next day off is Tuesday.

Buncha crap.

And really, people, how did this post not get more love? Come on, it's drawn just like Watterson. It's clever and awesome. Poop on you for not noticing.

♫: George Carlin ~ "Pyramid of the Hopeless"