If I want spreadable Branston shipped to my house, it'll cost me.

How much?

Well, the actual squeezy bottle ranges anywhere from 2.41 pounds Sterling (about $3.71) to $4.15 in straight US dollars. The small chunk jars run for about the same, and weigh more.

That's not so bad.

However, shipping from British Corner Shop is 20.99 PS ($34.34!!)
Shipping from British Supermarket Worldwide is 20.05 PS ($32.80!!)
The Curiosity Shop won't calculate my shipping until after I've signed up with them and "proceeded to checkout."
The South Africa Food Shop sells it at $6.99 a jar, plus $7.99 S&H.

And Amazon ships it. $5.99 for the jar, $3.95 S&H. So, ten bucks.

I think I may have to go with Amazon. It's not small chunk (which I was itching hard to try), but Branston Original is better than Branston Nonexistent.



Illustrated thusly and sadly.

You will be mine again, Branston Pickle. Your little brother might've gotten away, but you are still within my sights. You're like...Soliel Moon Frye in Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings...you don't exactly seem necessary, but you're the biggest marquee name in my fridge.
And I want you back.