Let's play a game. Based on something I said in the big 3,000 post. I said that I am hard-pressed to think of films where there wasn't at least one thing I thought was cool, or funny, or likable, in one form or another. Aside from the Transformers films and Blankman, which I drew an actual blank on.

So.

Name a movie. A movie you're fairly certain I've seen. If I haven't seen it, you go again.

If you name something I like, well, great. I'll let you know that I liked it or loved it. And you can keep guessing, if you feel like it.

If you name something you didn't think I liked, I'll give you something I liked about it. Like with Congo. The movie was drivel, poop, snot. But I liked Bruce Campbell, and I liked Ernie Hudson's character, and I liked the laser that cut evil super-apes in half.

The two Transformers films and Blankman are already disqualified, but you are encouraged to come up with as many as you'd like. The idea of the game is to come up with a movie within which I could find no redeeming qualities. I'm proving to myself I haven't sunk into the technicolor wasteland of my own head yet, where everything is fixed and immutable based on the idea that once I've made my mind up about something, it takes too much effort on the parts of both others and myself to change it. Which, again, my overall problem with absolutes.

'Kay? Hit me.